Kitty Skatt - Messy Dirty Accident in public

Messy Dirty Accident in public

We continue on my festival adventures! This time my tummy is going crazy and need to shit as soon as possible. It feels like it will not be a fully solid one as well. The toilets are far away and I'm with my tent in the middle a crowded camping. My friends are very close by in full view. Maybe I could sneak past them without them noticing, to crawl into the bushes and relieve myself there...

So I quickly sneak there, though on the way at exactly that moment my friend calls me. Awkwardly I reply from a distance. At least they're not walking towards me so I continue my dirty little adventure. I look for a place with some privacy but it's nearly impossible to fin, also I'm almost shitting in my pants! Quickly I pull down and squat, releasing a huge thick nasty smelly load of creamy poop. Boy this is a really gross one! I see lots of bits of undigested food. I get curious so I start dissect the pile with a stick. Thank God I still had my pants down cause a thick load of diarrhea suddenly bursts out as I squat. Luckily none of my stuff was laying below me. I show you the new pile that spontaneously blew out of my anus.

Then a horrible accident happens, my beautiful new woolen hat falls off my head RIGHT in the middle of my gross smelly half-liquid shit heap! OMG how the fuck am I going to clean this off a woolen hat!? I desperately tried to clean it off with some paper but I think it's impossible to get all the poop residue out of the fibers. Oh well, most people won't notice. Wanna keep a dirty secret? I'm still wearing this hat almost every day. ;)