Tulip's Turd Tunnel - Tulip: Love Girl-Crap

Tulip: Love Girl-Crap

Here is the beginning of the scene:

Hey Poo-vert, do you like my floral panties?

I think it's so ironic when women wear floral panties, just like these. It's ironic when women wear flowers right on their ass. As if, their girl-ass is made for flowers.

Well, you and I both know that Tulip's terrific tush is not made for flowers. Nope. No roses. No daisies. Not even tulips. Even though, I am talking about Tulip's terrific, tender tush.

In fact, Tulip's terrific tush is made for this exact opposite of flowers. Think about it. What's the exact opposite of flowers that look and smell so beautiful?

Obviously, the exact opposite is something that looks and smells disgusting. Of course, I am talking about the dirty, disgusting dookie doo doo. That's right, the exact opposite of flowers is stinky, smelly, filthy caca doo doo. That’s what my girl-ass is made for.

That’s right, Tulip's terrific tush is made for dirty, disgusting dookie doo doo.

So, it’s time for me to strip away this facade of flowers to reveal the naked, stinky, shitty truth about girl-ass. Now, watch my shit-filled ass turn into a shitty ass.

I am proving that my girl-ass is not made for flowers. Not made for roses. Not made for daisies. Not even made for tulips. Even though, that is Tulip’s terrific, tender tush.

I am demonstrating that girl-ass is actually made for stinky, smelly shit. That’s right, Tulip’s terrific, tender tush is made for caca.

I know you are happy that Tulip’s terrific tush is not made for flowers. That’s because you truly love girl-crap. You absolutely adore girl-shit.

But, unlike you, Poo-vert, most men are disgusted by girl-crap. Most men, think girl-shit is nasty, filthy, and disgusting.

When most men see a woman’s shit, they think she has repulsive, repugnant, revolting girl-crap. Most men think that girl-shit is vile, vulgar girl-shit.

Most guys think that girl-crap is dirty, disgusting dookie. Dirty, disgusting doo doo. Dirty, disgusting dookie doo doo.

But you aren’t like most guys. That’s because you are a poo-vert. You actually love when a woman feeds you her shit, straight from the source. You absolutely love it when a woman gives you her caca, straight from her regular source of shit. Most of all, you love it when Tulip feeds you her smelly crap, straight from my daily source of shit. Isn’t that right, Poo-vert?

You absolutely love it when Tulip feeds you her caca, straight from the source.