Tulip's Turd Tunnel - Irony

Irony

Here are some quotes from Tulip:

You just love to watch my ass stretch around a fat turd. The irony of something so disgusting and stinky, coming out of something so beautiful. And the contrast of the colours too. Something so dark, coming out of something so white. White and pink. Pushing out something dark and brown.

You just admire and worship my bare bum, so much. And you can appreciate the contrast in the air.

All clean. Does it look good, Poo-vert?

This ivory white ass, pushing out stinky, dark logs. Such stinky logs that do not smell like tulips. The contrast of beauty and the beast. Beastly poos, coming out of this beautiful, bare bum.

It makes me happy that you eat as much as you can. It lets me know that truly worship and appreciate my beautiful, beastly, bare bum. And that you truly worship the caca doo doo that comes out of it.

Even if you do not particularly like the taste that day, you still eat it up, and worship the caca doo doo that comes out of my beastly, bare bum.

I wonder how many inches you ate today? Probably about four. Three or four inches of my poop. There was just so much of it, you could not get all of it. Such a big shit. I love taking big shits. I love even more when there is somebody to clean it up for me. Eat all of that girl-crap.

My girl-ass involves a whole lot of shit. And I have been taking a whole lot of shit, the past few weeks. You are so jealous of my toilet. If only you can be there to catch each shit, in your mouth. Every single day. And even multiple times a day.

It was, actually, just yesterday that I took two really big logs in my toilet. Taking them was such a release for me. Seeing those big dumps, I was so proud. Which is why I had to take pictures of them and send them to you. And you probably jerked off your small cock, wishing that you had been there. Wishing that you had been my toilet. Jealous that they are being flushed down, in an antiseptic tank.

Because, as we already established, I am so full of shit. I wonder if I am going to take another fat log, later on. If I do, I will be sure to show you a picture. So, you can continue jerking that little cock. Because you absolutely love my caca. You absolutely love the stinky, smelly stench of my crap. And the look of my beautiful, ivory white bum. Glorious girl-ass.

It does not smell like tulips. It does not smell like any kind of flower. You just keep stroking that little cock, even harder. The more your senses get a taste of it. First, there is the sight, then there is the smell, then there is the taste.