Toilet Slaves Scatology - Scat Comparison!

My scat is better than yours, she tells the other chick. Theres one way to find out, says the other chick. So they squat on the fancy floor and ejects the best scat they can produce on the spot. They pick the scat from the floor and compare them for smell and consistency. They turn to you and make you decide who has the best scat in the room.