Madame Marissa - You arent able to do anything right - so youll just be a chair! (small version)

Youre a real slacker – no matter what job one gives to you, you fail! Now youre in a position where you dont have to do anything anymore – you just have to survive! Ill use you as a piece of furniture, sit down on your face with my full weight and flatten your face under my ass. You dont have to do anything to be a chair – and therefore you wont let me down again! But since Im so dissatisfied with you, I wont be motivated to get up often or let you breathe for a long time … and if I let kindly let you breathe, Ill just drop my ass back down on your face hard … I wouldnt sit down carefully on a couch either! So, lets see if we finally found a purpose for you, loser – or if youre even too dumb to be a piece of furniture!