Fecal Luxury - I Shit So You Can Eat My Shit

Morning. I eat a muffin and drink tea. tea. I need the breakfast to push down my shit. I eat and drink with pleasure, then I go to the toilet and first I fart a lot, then I pee and shit. And of course I wipe myself with toilet paper because I dont have a slaves tongue around. This shit was meant for you, dear.