Kitty Skatt - Big desperate yoga shit

I so enjoy doing my relaxing yoga routines. One big added benefit is that its really helping my bowels move. Sometimes it does that a little bit too well, like now. Im doing my thing going through the poses, when a massive urge to shit hits. I convince myself to hold it a bit longer. Yoga works best uninterrupted, after all. It becomes increasingly difficult to hold it all, which is quite obviously noticed by my squirming and groaning.Then it becomes impossible. Oh no, I have waited too long!! And Im not going to shit myself during a yoga session AGAIN and ruin these new organic bamboo shorts. So in a panic I grab the garbage can and empty myself completely inside of it. Phew, what a relief. And PHEW what a smell!!